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| Review Summary and Plot Commentary about Dr. Alien |
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Billy Jacoby plays a nerdy college student named Wesley Littlejohn who doesn't get noticed at school except by Dirk, the local bully (Scott Morris). His best friend Marvin (Stuart Fratkin) keeps trying to convince Wesley that he doesn't have to be such a nerd, but all in vain. Meanwhile, Wesley's new biology professor, Ms. Xenobia (Judy Landers), is a femalien who came to Earth to create a virile male from a human specimen and take him back with her to another planet where his job would be to impregnate other femaliens and repopulate their world (apparently their males are not good at sex).
After Ms. Xenobia clandestinely injects her ‘vitamins' into Wesley's butt, he grows a phallus-like antennae on his head. After loosing his virginity to Ms. Xenobia, Wesley becomes a major stud. All of a sudden the opposite sex finds him irresistible. Finally Wesley starts to dress well and finds enough confidence to do all the things he always wanted to do like asking Leeanne (the girl he likes, played by Olivia Barash) on a date, joining a band and beating Dirk up. Of course, Wesley's newfound superpowers come with a price. The penis-shaped antennae on his head drives women so crazy that they attack him and molest him without any regard to his girlfriend. Wesley realizes that he has to stand up to professor Xenobia in order to keep Leeanne as his girlfriend.
This low-budget, sci-fi sexploitation flick is actually pretty entertaining. Expect to cringe a lot – all those 80's outfits and hairstyles, cheesy music, fake boobs and funky special effects. Some of the more entertaining scenes include:
* Ms. Xenobia running around in her skin-tight metallic outfit with a laser-gun before revealing her true alien form (at least it explains why she had to have that hair)
* Billy Jacoby aka Billy Jayne (Wesley) in glam-rock makeup dancing shirtless and lip-syncing to 80's music.
* Various T&A scenes of assorted fake-breasted ladies attacking poor Wesley and having their way with him.
* The scene where newly-cool Wesley adjusts Dirk's attitude in front of an excited college crowd. The scene – complete with a merciless low blow (ouch!) and a slow-motion flying kick -- was made to spoof cheesy 70's Kun Fu flicks. It's a pleasure to see mean and cocky Dirk get all wimpy and woozy as Wesley unleashes a can of whoopass on that baby-face of his after doing Dirk's girlfriend in a janitor's closet.
--Garfield Durang, Resident Scholar
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| Analysis of Dr. Alien |
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Plot
Comedy, primarily
Yes
Time/era of movie:
- 1980's-1999
Kids growing up/acting up?
Yes
Taboo Sex Story?
Yes
Kind of sex:
- really kinky sex!
If a parody... of
- sci-fi movies
How much humor v. drama
- Nearly all humor
Age group
- trouble in high school
Sexing?
- boatload of sexing!
Main Character
Identity:
- Male
Profession/status:
- student
Age:
- a teen
Has magical powers?
Yes
Is this an ordinary person caught up in events?
Yes
Hair color?
- brunette (Brown)
Hair type
- (man) short/standard straight
Body type
- (man) muscular
Unclothed?
- Chest
Events of movie makes character more...
- aggressive
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
How sensitive is this character?
- sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor?
- Strong but gentle sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physique
- very athletic
Secondary Main Character
Identity:
- Female
Hair color
- brunette (Brown)
Hair style
- (woman) long wavey
Body type
- (woman) average
How much in movie?
- 40%
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
Main Adversary
Identity:
- Female
Age:
- 20's-30's
Profession/status:
- scientist
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in:
- 60%
Hair color
- blonde
Hair type
- (woman) long wavey
Body type
- (woman) ample chest and buttocks
unclothed?
- chest and buttocks
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
How sensitive is this character?
- middling sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor
- Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence
- Very much smarter than other characters
Setting
United States
Yes
The US:
- California
Misc setting
- school
Style
Accounts of torture and death?
- no torture/death
Movie makes you feel...
- full of laughter
Sex/nudity in movie?
Yes
What kind of sex:
- kissing
- licking
- orgies
- impregnation/reproduction
- weird alien sex
- actual description of sex
- seeing breasts
- seeing nude female butt
Any profanity?
- None
If soundtrack VERY NOTICEABLE...
- Modern rock/pop
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