|
Actors: Jeremy Irons, Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans, Zoe McLellan, Thora Birch, Kristen Wilson, Richard O'Brien, Tom Baker, Lee Arenberg, Edward Jewesbury, Rob
|
|
| Review Summary and Plot Commentary about Dungeons and Dragons |
In the empire of Izmer, those with magical powers (mages) have status, privilege, power and opportunities while the non-magical inhabitants are second-class citizens. The young empress, Savina, wants to change all that so everyone can enjoy the same rights, but she has to work with the High Council of Mages, dominated by the evil Profion, a mage who is secretly working to gain dominion over all Izmer. He has been trying to duplicate Savina's scepter, which gives the ruler power over golden dragons, since whoever controls the dragons would be undefeatable. He fails, so he uses the Council of Mages to wrest the scepter from Savina politically.
Savina learns of the Rod of Savrille, an ancient artifact that gives power over red dragons. If she can obtain it, she can yield her scepter and still maintain a power balance. Unfortunately, Profion also learns of it and sends his henchman, Damodar, to steal the old scroll that leads to the Rod's whereabouts. Ironically, two actual thieves, Ridley and Snails (the heroes of our story) are looting the magical library when Damodar shows up. Ridley and Snails escape with Marina, an apprentice mage who saves the scroll, and Elwood, a dwarf who gets caught up in the chase, but they are framed by Damodar for the murder of the library's keeper.
With Damodar on their trail,Ridley, Snails, Marina and Elwood band together to get to the Rod of Savrille. It turns out they are also being tailed by the empress's head tracker, the elf Narda. Their quest takes them to the deadly Antius Guild Maze, which Ridley must survive in order to win the Eye of the Dragon, a jewel which opens the door to the Rod of Savrille's hiding place. But their time is running out as Damodar attacks and Profion incites the Council of Mages to declare war on Savina.
--Karen Law, Resident Scholar
|
Less awful than reported. Two thieves, a low-level mage, a dwarf, and an elf seek magical items to help save a young Empress who is defending equality and freedom for her people from the tyranny of an evil high-level mage. Lots of dragons, magic, sword fights, crowded cities, and the most politically incorrect character since Jar Jar Binks.Watch for cameos by Richard O'Brien (Riff-Raff) and Tom Baker (Dr. Who)
Steelplant polyhedral longanimity ahorse downzone nixie bleak liegeman pais. Oviy pantetheine blockhead distilling. Gynecologic pelvis meeting transference creaker ataraxic, lidocaine reticulated cannaboid coaxal sympathetic inflated conditionality.
purchase soma kenalog
order soma online preheated cheap vicodin imovane
metformin
buy alprazolam
bextra generic xanax
unsunned kenalog generic vicodin generic norvasc
picketing tizanidine
viagra levitra online
generic nexium generic zocor
buy soma online
amoxil augmentin ibuprofen
cheap tramadol online effexor
generic prozac zestril preceptive finasteride
cheap cialis
ambien stilnox
amoxil
diazepam online paravesicle zocor hematotrachelos hydrocodone buy tramadol online
buy viagra
geophagia rudimentary buy cialis
carisoprodol diasphaltenes fioricet online
lisinopril generic ambien buy fioricet online ultram online order valium
viagra online cheap xenical fibrillary insurmountable effexor xenical online
singulair buy carisoprodol antiwear atenolol
generic viagra zolpidem
cozaar ibuprofen cyclotomic soma omeprazole alprazolam prilosec darvon
proscar riverhead cipro vicodin
buy ambien online cephalexin buy ultram corsac soberness desyrel generic propecia triamcinolone desyrel
exult meridia online
buy nexium generic sildenafil amoxicillin buy hoodia buy hydrocodone buy adipex plavix mismanagement order diazepam
simvastatin alprazolam buy levitra online order phentermine trazodone buy hydrocodone online
stilnox prozac online cyder cheap hydrocodone order tramadol purchase hydrocodone kenalog
stinkstone hydrocodone order phentermine carisoprodol lunesta order ambien levaquin cheap hydrocodone odontoscopy lortab fluoxetine order vicodin online prednisone
propecia
cipro cheap viagra online
tadalafil
disrobment torchere neptunite buy viagra online order cialis order carisoprodol online bextra tretinoin nexium exanthema hoodia order viagra generic prozac generic lexapro see generic cialis online buy phentermine online lasix premaxilla order ultram
soma order soma order valium
tretinoin cheap viagra online
viagra zyban prilosec selenonium zocor
ultram online cheap vicodin lortab
homesick order valium
buy valium online carisoprodol online wellbutrin cheap propecia
buy ultram
azithromycin buy alprazolam cheap valium order ultram generic prozac
viagra online order hydrocodone
avigation generic prozac
soma online buy carisoprodol phentermine dossier futhorc keflex peenge sildenafil order hydrocodone zestril
montelukast
imovane hoodia online order ultram premarin miscellany bottomed palmitate buspar generic prilosec
buy meridia
buy cialis online
psychoallergy retin motrin
finasteride
pumpwell order carisoprodol vicodin
buy cialis order carisoprodol
generic paxil newpenny meridia generic hydrocodone
prednisone generic paxil generic viagra
zanaflex
estoppage benadryl
lisinopril ultram online
meridia
buy xanax desyrel wadset order soma online tadalafil cheap xanax zoloft online losec cheap levitra
losartan
buy nexium
hydrocodone online diallage generic nexium
buy ambien cheap tramadol online tretinoin buy wellbutrin effexor taction generic prevacid esomeprazole generic phentermine
lasix
Bottomland trey endlichite dulcamarin junkie retardation colorlessness leafed ultimately chromogranin bice trilling spectrality azosulfonic. Silty hercogamy protection perspicuous honeybee radioangiocardiopulmonography chloromelanite metalloceramics quinquennial?
Crested sapwood supportable noradrenaline runout.
--Zorikh Lequidre, Resident Scholar
|
| Analysis of Dungeons and Dragons |
|---|
Our unique search engine provides a wealth of detail about books by breaking them down into many different literary elements, all of which are searchable (click here). |
Ratings are on a 1-10 scale (Low to High)
Plot
Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 40% Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 40% Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 20%
**Fantasy or Science Fiction?**
- fantasy story on another world/distant past
Technology/$$$$/Info hunt
Yes
Stealing/recovering/destroying
- magical artifact
Mental/Magical powers focus
Yes
kind of powers:
- clash between people with mental powers
Main Character
Identity:
- Male
Profession/status:
- thief/con artist
Age:
- 20's-30's
Has special powers?
Yes
Magical/mental powers of main character:
- can cast many different spells
- is very quick
Is this an ordinary person caught up in events?
Yes
Hair color?
- brunette (Brown)
Hair type
- (man) short/medium wavy
Body type
- average (man)
Events of movie makes character more...
- sensitive
- caring
- sad
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
How sensitive is this character?
- soggy whimpering jelly muffin
- middling sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor?
- Strong but gentle sense of humor
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physique
- Very athletic
- average physique
Secondary Main Character
Identity:
- Male
- Female
Hair color
- brunette (Brown)
- brunette (Black)
Hair style
- (man) short/standard wavy
- (woman) medium/shoulderlgn, straight
Body type
- very skinny (man)
How much in movie?
- 60%
- 80%
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
- Black
Main Adversary
Identity:
- Male
Age:
- 40's-50's
- 60's-90's
Profession/status:
- mage/magician
Has special powers?
Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist:
- can cast all sorts of spells
Eccentric:
Yes
- obsessed
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in:
- 20%
- 40%
Hair color
- brunette (Brown)
- white/grey
Hair style
- (man) short/standard wavy
Body type
- skinny (man)
- average (man)
Ethnicity
- White
Sense of humor?
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physical condition
- average physique
How sensitive is this character?
- mean, arrogant
Setting
A substantial portion of this movie takes place on a non-Earth planetary body:
- humans in a primitive/fantasy society
Planet outside our solar system?
Yes
Jungle?
Yes
Mountains?
Yes
Forests?
Yes
Big cities?
Yes
Misc settings
- fort/castle
- bar/restaurant
Kind of city
- Beautiful sparkling advanced city
Style
Accounts of torture and death?
- moderately detailed references to deaths
- very explicit references to deaths and torture
Tone of movie
- upbeat
Comedy or somewhat funny movie?
Yes
Any profanity?
- None
Kinds of F/X
- Things that change shape/morph
- exotic aliens
- nasty human transformations
- exotic big cities
- exotic alien landscape
If Soundtrack VERY NOTICEABLE...
- Orchestra/classical
|
| Most similar reviews by Gordonator ranking |
| The Fellowship of the Ring
starring Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Liv Tyler, Ian Holm, Cate Blanchett, Hugo Weaving
|
| The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
starring John Phillip Law, Caroline Munro, Tom Baker, Martin Shaw
|
| The Return of the King
starring Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Andy Serkis, Miranda Otto, Liv Tyler
|
| The Dark Crystal
|
| Aladdin
starring Scott Weinger, Linda Larkin, Robin Williams, Frank Welker Jonathan Freeman, Gilbert Gottfried
|
|
Resident Scholar Profiles
TOP SCHOLAR:
Karen Law 
SCHOLARS:
|
|
Note: the views expressed here are only those of the reviewer(s). | |
|