Movie Reviews
Book reviews

Vampire's Kiss Movie Review

Read a book review online (click here to search reviews)
Books  Movies  
Sci-Fi/Fantasy Comedy & Personal Dramas Action Dramas
Actors: Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso, Jennifer Beals, Elizabeth Ashley
Review Summary and Plot Commentary about Vampire's Kiss
Literary agent Peter Loew (Cage) seems successful, but is lonely and goes to clubs and bars for companionship. One night he meets Rachel (Beals), who bites him during a bout of lovemaking. Feeling ill the next morning, he fears he is becoming a vampire, but keeps seeing Rachel and his psychiatrist (Ashley), as well as terrorizing and eventually raping his secretary (Alonso). This has to be one of Cage's worst movies, because of its confusion -- at times over-the-top campy, at others revolting. Cage transforms from uptight snob to a total lunatic, eating a live cockroach on screen and reeling about Manhattan with fake plastic vampire teeth in his mouth. The scenes with Ashley are laughably banal, and somehow Beals gets her hammy lines out without retching.
--David Loftus, Resident Scholar


Analysis of Vampire's Kiss
Our unique search engine provides a wealth of detail about
books by breaking them down into many different literary
elements, all of which are searchable (click here).
Ratings are on a 1-10 scale (Low to High)
Plot
Time/era of movie: - 1980's-1999
Inner struggle or disability Yes
Taboo Sex Story? Yes
Kind of sex: - rape
Brain/Body not working? - mental illness
Battle with shrink/bum? - battle with a psychiatrist

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - business executive
Age: - 20's-30's
Eccentric: Yes - eccentric - emotionally unstable - wild
Events of movie makes character more... - sensitive - aggressive - irritated
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - mean, arrogant
Sense of humor? - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Average intelligence
Physique - average physique

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Female
Hair color - brunette (Black)
Hair style - (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavey
How much in movie? - 40%
Ethnicity/Nationality - Hispanic/Latinic

Main Adversary
Identity: - Female
Age: - 20's-30's
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 60%
How sensitive is this character? - hard edged
Sense of humor - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Average intelligence
Physique - average physique

Setting
United States Yes
The US: - Northeast
City? Yes
City: - New York
Misc setting - bar

Style
Movie makes you feel... - frustrated
Sex/nudity in movie? Yes
What kind of sex: - actual description of sex
Any profanity? - Some foul language
Most similar reviews by Gordonator ranking
Breaking Dawn starring Kelly Overton, James Haven, Joe Morton, Diane Venora, Sarah-Jane Potts, Hank Harris
Don Juan DeMarco starring Johnny Depp, Marlon Brando
Donnie Darko starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Mary McDonnell, Holmes Osborne, Patrick Swayze, Drew Barrymore, Katharine Ross
Open Your Eyes starring Penélope Cruz, Eduardo Noriega, Chete Lera, Fele Martinez
Raising Cain starring John Lithgow, Lolita Davidovich, Steven Bauer, Frances Sternhagen




Vampire's Kiss Message Board (click here)
Movie talk: favorite scenes, what to buy, favorite online
posters, movies for sale on dvd v. rentals.

Search for another movie



Note: the views expressed here are only those of the reviewer(s).

Click here to bribe
your congressman


Three ways to search for Comedies - Personal Dramas films!

1) One-click plot searches! Simply click on a plot or subplot below!

Animal Story

Comedy, primarily

Crime & Scandal

Ethnic/Regional/Gender story?

Family, caring for sick?

Family, loving

Family, struggling with

Fantasy/Magic?

Inner struggle or disability

Job/Profession/Poverty Story?

Kids growing up/acting up?

Polit/Social/Race/Gender activism

Religion themed film?

Road trip

Romance/Love/Hugging

Sports story?

Taboo Sex Story?

Wandering in wilderness

War impact on civilians/veterans


or
2) Simple title lookup


or
3) Even more search options available with a Detailed Film search (click here)

Use our site!
Feedback
About us

Most recent discussions:

General Movie Talk
Dating Advice
A Boy and His Dog
The Blob (1958)
Octopussy
The Borrowers
48 Hours
Blade Runner
The Space Explorers
Exactly why was 2010 a lame movie?
Was Harrison Ford on Tranquilizers or an Actor's Strike When Filming Blade Runner?
2010